(Source: satanxmay)
- using my mom's/dad's money: im going to buy that, and that. $150? im definitely buying that.
- using my money: $2? maybe that's too much..
(Source: davefrancoh)
someday i will buy a pickle that is 6 feet 4 inches tall and i will step inside of it and call my friend and say “hey can you come help me im kind of in a pickle”
- Class is too quiet
- Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.





